Weesky

A few days later a group of mice enter Heaven together and God asked them the same question but they reply like the cat. They said things were very tough for they had worn out feet from running from cats, human and sometimes dogs. They cried to God and asked him why he had to treat them like that. God was so sorry and gave them a nice dwelling place and some roller-skates to keep their feet from the ground. Few years later God met up with the cat and asked her how she was enjoying her stay in Heaven. “Oh great,” said the cat. “In fact it is always calm here; the most comfortable place I had ever slept in my life, but what’s more interesting and adorable, is that my ’meals’ are usually on roller-skates.”

Weesky

The UNMIL fire truck was called in to put out the fire but to our greatest surprise, the Director of the Liberian Fire Service who came in the mansion yard on a bicycle was furious as to why the UN tried to overlap her functions in the country all the time. He said, “This is my fire”, he said,  ”and as Director of the Fire Service of the Republic of Liberia I will not allow this to happen. “He therefore ordered the fire truck of UNMIL to leave the premises of the mansion and call his department immediately. To our utmost surprise, we saw ten wheelbarrow filled with 5 (20 gallons) of water entering the fence to put the fire out on the 4^th floor. Great fire service…

Kwame Oldpa Weeks

Upon their arrival, when the dogs saw the garbage at a McDonalds outside JFK Airport, over 57 dogs cut loose and started eating in the garbage and looking for shit (pupu) all in the NY surburbs. Till now; no one can account for those dogs since their arrival in the US.

WEESKY

One Saturday morning on my way to La Cote d’Ivoire with some friends we decided to stop on the highway and get a meal before heading to Abidjan. We stopped in this little village called Abrekohn-di a few miles before you get to Elubo border. The wear out sign read ‘fried rice and chicken sold here.’…Quite yummy; and so we decided to go in and order a meal. We sat on a bench and placed in our order verbally.

Having some local palm wine and in a chat; an American Peace-corps heard our accent and walked to our table for a little chat. He asked if we were from the US because our English was kind of different from that of the Ghanaians and he could understand us better. I responded, “oh no, we are from Liberia, we are refugees heading to the Ivory Coast.” Deep in our conversation, he asked us what we ordered on the menu. I said fried rice and chicken and he asked us to look outside through the window of the restaurant. We saw 5 macho men chasing a hen and the white dude said “I’ve been here since 10am this morning and now it’s 2pm, I placed in order for that chicken and till now they haven’t catch it yet.”

WEESKY

JUST FOR LAUGHS

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
Ans: “you don’t bury survivors.”

Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
Ans: ‘Each’ is a man’s name!

Q: If there’s a frog, dead in the centre of a lily pad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Ans:

Q: You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
Ans: neither, the frog is dead!

Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet…how come?
Ans: ‘He was bald.’

Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
Ans: ‘His horse was called Friday.’

Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
Ans: ‘Washington DC’

Q: Why did the frog say meow?
Ans: ‘He was learning a foreign language.’

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Ans: ‘Because it’s too far to walk.’

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
Ans: ‘To get to the Shell garage.’

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
Ans: ‘Your nose touches the ceiling.’

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
Ans: ‘A Minnie van!’

Q: Why did the child study in the aero plane?
Ans: ‘He wanted a higher education!’

Q: Why was the broom late?
Ans: ‘It over swept!’

Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
Ans: ‘Give him a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides.’

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.
Another month passes and he’s back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, “I think I know where I’m going wrong” he tells the dealer,
“I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Pls note that these “JUST FOR LAUGHS” are not original jokes but were researched by Weesky. Submit your answers to any question of your choice.

WEESKY

Tell me what they say?” the pastor asked.

“They only know how to say, “Hi, we are prostitutes. Want to have some fun?”  The pastor shouted, “That’s terrible” but I have a solution to your problem. Bring them over I have two male parrots that I taught how to say the Lord’s Prayer, recite the 23^rd Psalms why holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. My parrots will teach your parrots from saying that bad phrase and they will learn the joy of praise and worship.

The lady thanked her pastor and the next day she brought her birds over to the pastor’s house. The pastor’s male birds were praying holding their beads when the lady walked in. The pastor told the lady to place her female parrots in his male parrots’ cage and shut the door. The female parrots said “hi we are prostitutes, want to have some fun?”  One of the pastor’s male parrot looks at the other male parrot and said “you better put those beads away, brother. God has answered our prayers, we coming enjoy ourselves.”

Weesky

He entered the theatre and in the middle of the movie, the bird was too hot so he decided to unzip his pants and let the bird stick his head outside. The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She decided to tap her friend Korlu and whispered, Korlu! “This man next to me just unzipped his pants!” Her friend was like, “baa, where thing you na see before?” “Just lee that man and watch your show.” Korlu whispered back and said; yes I’ve seen a lot before but baa, this other one here eating my butter popcorn.”