All Entries in the "Jokes" Category
ROACHES’ WORLD
Two roaches were munching on garbage and a corpse near Rally Time Market. (Sonnewehn) when one engages a discussion about new a restaurant. “I was in this new restaurant on Broad Street,” said roach one. “It was so clean and sanitized, the kitchen was spotless, and the floor was gleaming white. Boy, there’s no dirt [...]
Heavenly Cat
There was a cat that died. When she got to Heaven, God asked her how she enjoyed Earth. The cat said things were tough on Earth especially sleeping in alleys on cold nights with no food and life was very frustrating. God said sorry and gave her a nice and warm pillow and promised her [...]
Liberian Fire Service
During the Liberian Executive Mansion fire event there were over 15 foreign Heads of States including members of the Liberian Diplomatic Corps when Ellen tried to switch on the lights for the 26th Independence celebrations. After her brief speech, she switched on the power and ‘boom’ the entire 4th floor of the executive mansion went [...]
OBAMA’S INAUGURATION
During the inauguration of President Barack H. Obama, the American government asked President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf what contribution she would give especially in form of security, knowing the threat that Al-Qaida and all these terrorist organizations post to the security of America. For her part, President Sirleaf telephoned the then Liberian National Police boss, Madam/Dir. [...]
Ghanaian Highway Restaurant
WEESKY One Saturday morning on my way to La Cote d’Ivoire with some friends we decided to stop on the highway and get a meal before heading to Abidjan. We stopped in this little village called Abrekohn-di a few miles before you get to Elubo border. The wear out sign read ‘fried rice and chicken [...]
JUST FOR LAUGHS…
JUST FOR LAUGHS Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors? Ans: “you don’t bury survivors.” Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left? Ans: [...]
Pathetic Talking Parrots
A woman in the congregation approaches her pastor and tells him “pastor I got a problem. I have two female parrots, but they can only say one thing.” Tell me what they say?” the pastor asked. “They only know how to say, “Hi, we are prostitutes. Want to have some fun?” The pastor shouted, “That’s [...]
Cinema Chicken
A man went to Rivoli cinema and approached the ticket window with his pet rooster and asked for two tickets to watch an Indian movie. The girl selling the tickets, asked, “why two tickets?” The man replied, “it’s for my rooster,” pointing to the bird. “Oh I am sorry,” said the girl, but we don’t [...]
LIBERIAN FOOD.
Don’t play with Liberian man food. You can play with anything of ours but not our food. I was asked one time by an Indian friend to name 5 Liberian desserts and I was stunned but later said to myself Weesky, quit acting silly. The man said ‘Liberian’ dessert. So I started naming them. I [...]
